I'm really into asian looking animals
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
We had to coat check the pizza.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
