I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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