Three words: puerto rican gang bang
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
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I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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