Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
