I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
the condom got lost in my hair
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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