I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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