Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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