oh god the rape fog is back!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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