Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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