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say what?
wanna hang out?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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