I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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