I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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