you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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