dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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