the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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