can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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