Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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