so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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