That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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