Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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