Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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