I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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