i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
How's work?
Spinning.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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