so let's talk penis.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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