I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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