ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Oh god it's open bar.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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