Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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