would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Come share oat with me in your robe
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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