Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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