is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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