i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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