we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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