a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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