If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
