Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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