This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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