You're so nebulous sometimes
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Randomize
