i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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