16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Oh god it's open bar.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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