Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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