The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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