names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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