This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I think people are normalizing furries
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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