I wish i was in the wii world.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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