Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
