Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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