We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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