just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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