We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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