New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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