In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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