She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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