Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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